So how did you two love rats meet oh it's a fun story I was working on this

project tearing down a condemned bar called the desert rash I went into me with

the contractors and Diana is sitting at the bar drinking a seven and seven and

seven seven shots of semen seven and seven minutes it's Diana's morning drink

oh that's right it was very early in the morning well this little spit fire

finds out it's me who's closing down the bar next thing I know she's got a knife

to my face I would have been scared if she hadn't been the most gorgeous thing I've

ever seen in my life so how'd you and Eleanor become friends or let's just say

that we lived in the same neighborhood oh what a fun way to say a

normal thing right TVTL

thank you so much for letting us wrap don't hesitate feel free to clap what's

your question how much milk do I have to drink to be big enough to be quarterback

uh drink is much milk is your little belly can hold

lu lu lu lu take a few and take a few on tol parts and curd

curve for the tear your cannibal bloops

blur for two flu flu evenly wait what so what was the exact question I don't worry about it

oh move on it's so fun be cool down there and don't forget yourself

well all right hello good morning and welcome everyone to a Wednesday edition of TVTL

the show that just might be too beautiful to live

my name is Luke Burbank I am your host I don't even know why I'm here for

coming to you from the Madron Hill studio perched high above the mighty Columbia where we have a

wet Wednesday here to you know you like to get wet though to usher in the month of november it is

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