Video posted to YouTube Wednesday shows a man pouring milk on himself and running through Walmart wearing nothing but shoes, socks, and a Halloween mask.

Well, first question I would have would be why. You know, why would they want to do it?

T-B-T-L!

Scrap that man to me again.

Well, I already told him that he was big and ugly, like a monster in the movies.

One more vampire joke, and I'm gonna walk right back there, go into my coffin, and I'm not coming out, okay?

We may have created a monster in the lab.

It's not a monster. It's a cyborg that can kill without remorse.

You scared me. You gotta, like, say something before you touch me.

I'm sorry, I failed you both as a scary monster and a friend.

All right, hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Tuesday edition of T-B-T-L, the show that just might be to spooky to live on this Halloween.

Oh my God!

My name is Luke Burbank, I am your host.

I'm starting to feel like a corn dog and a hot dog party, and it ain't flatter, and I'll tell you that!

Coming to you once again from the beautiful south waterfront of Portland, Oregon, where it's so...

Oh my, Pa, it's just beautiful.

It sure is, blue skies. Let's see what color is the water. Hold on, let me...

It's the water's kind of brown. That doesn't really stick with the messaging.

Blue skies, brown water. Here on episode 4,065 in a collector series.

That's a fun begin.

That's just the Willamette River for you, I guess.

Speaking of things that are, hmm, possibly not potable, candy corn.

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