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I found a toy I've been looking for it for like 20 years.

Oh, what kind of toy is it?

There's an action figure of an obscure property called Monster Force.

And this was the problem.

When I bought it, I knew I remember I didn't know what the fuck it was.

So, of course, I wouldn't remember it as an adult.

But I remembered it vividly how it looked.

And I described it to everyone that would probably know the internet. Nobody had anything until

five months ago, somebody on Pinterest was like obscure action figures. And I see, because I said,

like this guy has a mask like Star Lord has. Fucking blonde hair, blue jumpsuit, fucking silver gun with a spiral red fucking laser coming out of it.

Very distinct.

I'm like, if anybody knows what this is, finally I see a fucking werewolf holding a spiral gun.

And I'm like, what the fuck is that?

Click on it. And then that piece of shit I've been looking for forever is from the same toy line. And they just fight monsters, I guess. And there's like a fucking vampire, a werewolf, some white blonde guy that's a hero, of course. Because of course. And I remember, I loved it because that gun was cool.

It was very unique.

Yeah. It was the point of that.

But I like it. It's like the special being canon. Oh, special needs canon. Yeah, special needs canon. Yeah, that's what I said. And so I'm very happy. And I think... You know, the Japanese version of special needs canon. you know, this about the Japanese name.

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