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You're about to get your ears glazed by the great Chris Raygun, Derek Blackman, Tom Sweetie.

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Sit back and prepare for some glazing glory.

Welcome to the StarTangic podcast.

It's me, Chris. It's him, Derek.

I'm not Derek.

I don't know. I was going to say Derek's gone, but then I mixed up the sentences. I'm tired, man. Who cares? I guess, man. I don't know. That's Sweeney. Derek is sick still. He was murdered again. Derek got resurrected. He coughed a few times, and then got shot in the back of the head by a fucking, I don't know. It Ayatollah. Yeah, and Ayatollah got him. A rogue Ayatola. A lot of people don't know this. But Ayatollahs are actually their own kind of culture. Like a person doesn't become an Ayatola. It's just like a group of people. of people. It's like kind of like Aboriginals, you know, where it's just like, that's an Ayatollah right there. They're born Ayatollahs. They die Ayatollahs. You ever met Aboriginal? No, of course not. Wiley-looking fools, man. What? Wiley. Wiley The aborigals look wily? They look wily. What does wily mean? I don't know. Do you really not? I don't know what average was. You know what aborigals mean? I just think it's like, I did call them wily. I realized after I said, I was like, oh, that sounds pretty great. It's kind of a crazy fucking thing you say. It's like I call them savages, and I think that's not the right direction.

Un Piquito, though.

It's a little bit like that.

A little bit. It's a poco. No, it's not. Pocito means cute. Like, he's trying to make it cutie. No, what is this?

Like, Mikezian?

No, that's Puerto Rican.

That's not how we do it.

Um poco, yes.

Um poco.

Fucking psycho.

A poco means a little.

All right. again? No, that's Puerto Rican. That's not how we do it. Um poco, yes.

A fucking psycho. A poco means a little. All right. A poquito means like you're making it cute. Right. It's not cute. What I just said is racist. That's what makes it funny, fool. That's what makes it cute. That's what makes it cute. Welcome to the Star Taked podcast. Patreon and the Comslauses Snark Tank.

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