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Spanish culture is the queer shit that's homophobic, man

It's incredibly queer, yeah With Jamaicans though, we can't have that. Jamaican would rather die. You got straight man going like this. What are you doing? Is that particularly gay? I mean, it's not particularly straight. If you go back in time. Can you imagine Macho Man Randy Savage doing this?

I can.

I feel like he's done that actually.

Look at me.

Look at me.

I'm gay.

It's usually that.

And I feel like

Macho Randy Savage

was probably gay.

If Macho Man Randy Savage is doing

he's like,

look at me, brother, I'm gay.

That's Hulk H Yeah, love men, brother. It's like them together. He was really... Yeah, penis, brother. What's funny is Mastomari Savage was like very not a jackass guy. Like he was, he was all roids and everything, but he was famously like very nice. He was good dude. He had a large heart. He had a very... Don't say that. Don't say that. I like him a lot. I meant it metaphorically.

He's my favorite.

He's actually my favorite out of all that time of wrestlers.

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