404: Morricone's Boner Music

Regular Features

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4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2020

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Welcome back to the Regular Features lab where we build clones of the boys for each consecutive week of podcasting. Please WATCH YOUR STEP we spilled some of the juice that makes Log and it will try and slide up your trousers. Anyway, this week our latest batch of semi-conscious homunculi farted out some podcast or other. The Joe one talked about sucking on a PlayStation controller, the Steve thing wrote some popular new fiction about wangs, and the mess we call Gav says a dead man did some singing and then proved it. We've since incinerated them all. THANKS KEVIN MACLEOD: Night In Venice by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5763-night-in-venice License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ In Your Arms by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3906-in-your-arms License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Sidewalk Shade by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4354-sidewalk-shade License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Friday Morning by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3778-friday-morning License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Sancho Panza gets a Latte by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4317-sancho-panza-gets-a-latte License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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0:00.0	Regular, regular, regular, regular features, a regular regular, regular features, a regular, regular features, a regular, regular features, a regular,
0:07.0	show.
0:07.7	Hello and welcome to regular features, the feature show that's basically, more or less, if you understand the concept, the same every week.
0:17.2	My name's Joe Squabbles. I've just eaten a full clove of garlic, and I'm breathing heavily over my two best friends in the goddamn world, Steve Hogarty and Gav Murphy.
0:28.8	Hi-ya!
0:30.9	Steve's making a big face.
0:33.2	Yeah, I can open my mouth like I'm up it.
0:36.5	That's what I do when I eat giant cloves of garlic.
0:39.1	I love a big old bit of roast garlic.
0:41.5	I just eat the whole fucking thing.
0:43.2	I don't give a shit.
0:43.8	Give me a bulb.
0:44.6	Put the bulb in.
0:46.7	Put the bulb in, my freaking.
0:48.1	Come on.
0:49.0	Fend off a cold.
0:51.0	Gav, what you got for us this week, mate?
0:53.8	I've unearthed some Ennio Morricone's deep cuts.
0:59.2	So if you're a fan of music and cowboys, you want to stick around.
1:04.9	Strap in, motherfucker.
1:07.0	Steve, what you provided?
1:09.7	I've been reading books lately, and let me tell you, they're really good.
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