403: Werner Herzog's Coin Drafts

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2020

⏱️ 37 minutes

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[apologies for one CRACKLY mic, your headphones are FINE] Hey, it's another piping hot rod of Regular Features. You could set your watch to these recent few episodes, but it would be a very bad watch and you'd frequently show up to appointments days late, banging on the windows and demanding to be allowed inside for your mani-pedi or whatever it is that readers do these days. In this one: Log gingerly fingers his way through his drafts folder. Steve fingerly gingers his way through Rishi Sunak's new budget. And Joe smingerly dingers his twinger until it makes a real mess all over Jeremy Clarkson... in a Werner Herzog voice! Love ya x

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0:00.0	Regular regular, regular features.
0:02.0	A regular regular, regular features.
0:04.0	A regular regular features are regular features, a regular features are sure.
0:07.8	Hello and welcome to regular features.
0:10.0	I've got a whine happy on it.
0:11.5	And I don't care who knows it.
0:14.6	I'm, I'm not embarrassed.
0:16.5	Is anyone else embarrassed?
0:17.7	Who's that down there?
0:19.1	Steve, please introduce yourself.
0:21.6	I'm not down there on the Zoom call. I'm actually adjacent to you on my Zoom screen. You're down there in my
0:25.9	estimation, Steve. Stop assuming. Hi, I'm Steve. And up and up and to your left, who's that?
0:35.9	Well, yes, I am more socialist than Steve, and that's because I'm Joe, socialist
0:41.5	Scrabbles. Man of the people, big old sickle.
0:45.5	Lovely. I'd offer to go back to Steve to let him finish what he was saying before I shouted
0:50.4	over him.
0:50.9	Well, I like the view from the bottom down here.
0:53.1	But I won't.
0:55.5	Good night.
0:57.5	It's time for regular features.
0:59.9	Just one more feature.
1:05.0	Give it to me.
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