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🗓️ 18 September 2023
⏱️ 87 minutes
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Luke wants to tell Andrew a story about moving Bubbles The Cat, but first they need to talk about everything else. Like, everything else you can possibly think of.
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0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen of the jury as you prepare to go back and deliberate I |
0:03.7 | would just like to take one more opportunity to deal with the evidence speak |
0:08.6 | for itself. They say a picture is worth a thousand words. I think we can all |
0:15.9 | agree this one's worth at least two thousand. This one's also very good. It's |
0:19.2 | framed quite well. Could arguably be upwards of three thousand words. This one |
0:25.0 | ladies and gentlemen I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not here to lead you astray. |
0:27.6 | This photo is a little blurry. This one's worth about 25 words maximum. |
0:31.8 | But if you take a look at this one, this is this is actually a photo of me. I'm |
0:35.4 | not sure how this got in here but I look great. You can see here I cut my ex |
0:40.0 | has been out of it. This one might be worth no more than 25 words. |
0:45.5 | Or so here's the defendant again. Not a great photo 50 words max. |
0:48.8 | This is actually me a further after the divorce when I'm |
0:52.8 | a got a bit more color back in my face and my smile is reaching my eyes. That's |
0:56.4 | about nine thousand words. You can see that I'm really coming I'm turning my |
0:59.9 | life around. I'm coming back from the heartache in this one. |
1:04.0 | I can't I can't show you that photo. If you do if you add up if you do them |
1:09.0 | if you add up and do the math of all the photos there's a lot of |
1:13.4 | that's a lot of words in here. We'll give you a chance to look those over. |
1:16.8 | Take a good look at those. Actually could I have the one of me and my ex back? |
1:20.4 | It's a really nice photo of me. I need this for a dating profile. |
1:24.3 | T-B-T-L! |
1:30.0 | I'm shaken. My time was shaken. My head was shaken. |
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