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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#4031 Lingua Dogma

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2023

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Luke, Andrew and Jon consider a moral quandary involving dog poop, a garbage can, and a coffee shop in Portland. They also discuss some bad decisions made by bar patrons in Milwaukee, new theories on the JFK assassination, and an email that might have *looked* like it came from TBTL, but actually didn’t.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey there, this is Linda Gatherin from Portland, and my lovely 11 just had a really great

0:08.8

question.

0:09.8

Well, I had a great question, and then he said, that's one for the TVTL hotline, and I

0:14.7

said, who am I to deny you this?

0:18.0

So here's the question.

0:20.0

We're watching Chimp Empire on Netflix, and I would like to know why Chimp buckles are

0:32.5

the way that they are, because they look like a pocket full of hemorrhoids, and it looks

0:42.6

incredibly uncomfortable.

0:44.0

Anyways, a power out, love the show.

0:53.2

It's your lucky day.

0:54.2

You just found a USB flash drive in the parking lot.

0:57.3

Let the fun begin, Oma, Opa, it's just beautiful.

1:01.0

Didn't know you liked to get wet, though.

1:03.2

No mountain, too tall, and good luck to all.

1:05.8

A cat is an angel that poops in a box.

1:09.0

No, definitely.

1:10.0

Yeah.

1:12.0

Literally, no.

1:14.0

Yeah.

1:15.0

Yeah.

1:16.0

No.

1:17.0

For sure.

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