I know what you're probably thinking.

I wonder what this man's thoughts are on

the garlic bread slash pizza debate.

Have you heard about this?

He's keeping up with this.

If anybody nodded along your ally,

because I'm the one who spacked the debate,

and this is my first time going public on it.

There was a time, a simpler time,

when you could very clearly tell garlic bread from pizza.

Garlic bread was a big-ass...

a few slits caught in it,

and some garlic butter 65% melted between them.

I think it all started going downhill

when they started making garlic bread

the same shape as a pizza.

Then they came out with cheesy garlic bread.

This is garlic bread in the shape of a pizza,

with a bit of cheese.

That I can take, but I was in a restaurant the other day.

Went down to the garlic bread section of the menu,

checking out what's going on.

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