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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#4024 No You Don’t, Oprah!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2023

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Luke gets swept up in a journalistic enterprise involving his former employer, Blimpy’s Yogurt. He and Andrew also continue playing one of their favorite Summer Games based on their own bad descriptions of Hollywood Films.

Transcript

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0:00.0

So what about you? What did you do for a job? I was a temp. Oh, I'm sorry. How old are you? I'm 41. Oh

0:11.0

Okay

0:13.5

You know, it's not something I'm super proud of. You mean not something that you are super proud

0:18.3

Yeah, were you an English teacher? No, I was an office manager at a hot sauce modeling company

0:25.0

It's not like a spicy job. No, I didn't work with the spices. I was filing

0:39.4

All right, hello and welcome to week

0:44.4

Number two of the TBTL summer games here. We are with you on a Monday. Well

0:49.6

We're sort of here. Of course. We've

0:51.5

Recorded a couple of weeks of brand new kind of spicy new content to keep you all entertained while we're taking a little and I'll say it

0:59.6

Well deserved

1:01.2

Time off. I'm Luke Burbank right over there. My friend Andrew Walsh. Hello there. It's not spicy content, Luke

1:07.7

We just work in the filing departments

1:11.6

That's weird intro tape. It's kind of ends at a strange place

1:15.2

But last man on earth man, that's getting old now. That's like 10 years. Can you believe that tape is like 10 years old?

1:22.5

I can't believe that something happened the other day. I forget what it was, but it was

1:27.3

Exactly. Oh, I know

1:29.5

Somebody emailed me asking about the history of bumpies frozen yogurt

1:35.9

Where I used to work somebody was doing right by green lake, right? Yeah, okay. Yeah, somebody who's like a history writer in Seattle

1:43.2

was trying to

1:45.1

Find out about sort of the story on bumpies fruit and yogurt and they

1:50.4

We're doing some kind of Lexus nexus search or whatever people do now. Maybe Google. It's probably more likely Google

1:56.8

And they they found a reference to me talking about bumpies fruit and yogurt on weight weight. Don't tell me

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