#4022 Coits Will Be Coits

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 31 August 2023

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Andrew tells the story of when he was very relieved to reconnect with his friend from high school art class, and Luke talks about the time he found himself in the “Missed Connections” section of the newspaper. They also finally find out, once and for all, if Vanderpump actually rules in day 4 of the TBTL Summer Games.

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0:00.0	I know this is hard to hear, but we need to make some serious decisions about your mother's health.
0:05.0	Let's be honest, she is getting on in years.
0:08.0	Oh, snap.
0:11.0	Okay, I see how it is. I see how it is.
0:13.0	Well, your mama, so old, her last name is Asaurus.
0:21.0	No, Mr. Lewis, it wasn't an insult.
0:23.0	I was just saying that your mother's condition is deteriorating because she's getting older.
0:29.0	Oh, see, that's cold, though. That's a cold word.
0:32.0	Okay, okay, I see how it is.
0:34.0	Hey, yo, your mama, so old, in her history class, they just wrote down what they was doing.
0:42.0	Mr. Lewis, this isn't an insult contest.
0:45.0	Not only is your mother elderly, but also her ability to walk is currently being affected by her weight.
0:51.0	Oh, see, okay, it just got real.
0:56.0	All right, hello. Good morning and welcome, everyone.
1:05.0	Today, four of the TVTL summer games.
1:10.0	My name is Luke Burbank.
1:12.0	I'll be helping out with the proceedings right over there is Mr. Andrew Walsh, the longest running co-bro of the show.
1:19.0	Hello.
1:20.0	Hey, Luke, I'm trying to be careful with my microphone.
1:24.0	Yeah, I heard that with the music going that we did have a siren, a truck with a siren going by.
1:29.0	I'm assuming a fire truck.
1:31.0	I'm actually amazed at how infrequently that happens considering your proximity to a fire station.
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