401 - Crimson Peak (RTP Episode)

The Horror Virgin

Horror, Tv & Film, Comedy, Horror Movies, Film Reviews, Improv

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🗓️ 31 October 2025

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

Happy Halloween HV Fam!!! Since a lot of you have been asking for this episode, we thought it might be nice for you all to hear our thoughts on Crimson Peak!!! -Todd

“He’s the worst ophthalmologist ever, he never saw any of this coming.”

This week’s hottest movie is... Crimson Peak.

This film has everything: a six foot baguette sadly loafing around, terrible real estate choices, And a mother doesn't love her daughter enough to properly warn her. If you love sad bread energy, cursed property vibes, and siblings that can't want to get one in, this episode’s for you!

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0:00.0	you better not have no planes tonight
0:06.0	movie time and it's feeling right
0:10.0	you're looking for a love than last
0:15.0	you'll find it a romance in the podcast
0:20.0	ooh, baby
0:21.4	Had me at hello
0:23.3	Ooh, I love you
0:25.7	I know
0:26.8	Oh, oh baby
0:29.4	You're the wind beneath my wings
0:31.6	Ooh, ah
0:33.5	I'll have what she's happening
0:35.5	Thank you for tuning in Romancing the Pod.
0:37.7	You had us at Hello, I'm Paige Wesley.
0:39.9	And I'm Todd Schlosser, and this week, Paige made us watch Crimson Peak, colon, Munchausens by Foxy.
0:48.1	Ooh, nice.
0:50.8	I know this isn't the first time you've seen this movie, and I'll be honest with you.
0:54.0	We're going to take some heat for doing it on romancing the pot.
0:57.1	Because horror virgins have been begging for this one.
1:00.2	And you just wanted to do a spooky rom-com, I guess.
1:03.2	And this is what we ended up with.
1:04.7	Yeah.
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