This episode brought to you by the following patrons. Heather, Min, Jason, Madeline, Elisa, Laura, Jeremy with a laser eyes, Ali, Kristen, and Tia. And all the patrons, why, you know, you're loved, your listens to, and you're a valuable member of this awesome horror virgin community. And if you want to hang out with us, Deuce on the Facebook group, or we'll be hanging out daily. If they didn't call the sequel to this gobble trouble,

then I don't know what to do.

I'm terrified they may have actually.

Did they actually make a sequel?

Oh, yeah, they did.

In fact, it's called Thanks Killing the sequel.

Thank you for tuning into Horror Virgin on Page.

And I'm your Horror Virgin Todd, which means I don't like scary movies, but you guys make me watch them.

But this week, Paige decided to make us what?

It wasn't me.

It was totally you, Paige.

It was you because the group asked.

I don't think that it's fair to be.

Honestly, we should be blaming Triumph the Insult Comic Dog because he invented the trope that we had to watch in this movie, that movie being Thanksgiving.

So Paige, and you're right, the listeners have been asking us to do this for quite some time yes and i get it i understand why they wanted us to see this because i really do

think they're saying guys look literally anybody can make a movie why haven't we seen page's vampire smut movie yet? I mean, all it takes is a VHS

camera and a dream apparently. I mean, look, what you really want to see is my pilot and I'll get there

someday. I'll work on it. Paige, we'll figure it out. That's the good one. I know. We'll save that for the

budget. We're going to kickstart the vampire smut. There you go. There you go. So was this your first time with Thanksgiving, Paige? It was. It was. Same. Yeah. I'm torn on this. Tell me why, Natalie and Brulia. Yeah. I'm all out of patience with the puppet turkey.

Lying basted on the floor.

I'm sorry, I can't help it. Ravy flavored condoms.

Anyway, I was so torn that it led me down a rabbit hole of research.

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