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Recording. Yeah, Paige, make sure you start recording because we have very little to talk about.

We have so little to talk about.

I am in a very fancy hotel and I'm trying to be quiet because the people on the other side of me are my co-workers.

Honestly, that's best case scenario, Paige.

Every time I've recorded in a hotel except for one, I've gotten a noise complaint.

Can you believe it?

I can.

Thankfully, I never have.

I'm trying to face away from the shared wall. You want to hear how I avoided it last time? This is no joke. How? I never have. I'm trying to face away from the shared wall.

You want to hear how I avoided it last time?

This is no joke.

How?

I took all of the bedding off the bed, threw it over the TV that was hanging on the wall,

and then stacked pillows against that.

And I think I got away with it.

Just yelling to pillows, you'll be fine.

That's what growing up Mormon taught me.

That's what growing up fat taught me. Except by pillows, I mean ravioli.

Pillows of cheese, Paige. Thanks for tuning into Horror Virgin. I'm Paige.

And I'm your Horror Virgin Todd, which means I don't like scary movies, but you guys make me watch them.

And this week, Paige made us all watch Halloween 6 colon, the curse of Michael Myers, aka Tommy Doyle could have just gone to therapy, but we're glad he didn't.

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