The following is an archived podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery, a Charles Austin company.

It is the 400th episode of the podcast.

Welcome to the 400th episode of E1.

My name is Alana Branson.

I know those E1 boys got something cooking up tonight, but it is

getting a, uh, a little late for a little old me. I might, uh, lay down a little early tonight.

I'll put on my harp music. Yep. And, uh, think about what episode 400 is going to be.

Oh, Captain, I feel like I've been walking around Ohio forever, but I can't find Brian's Hawaiian house.

I mean, Branson's Hawaiian house.

Yeah, whose party is this again?

And why are we in Ohio?

It's certainly no Wisconsin.

I'll tell you that much.

No, everything is flat here and very boring and not filled with, you know, good alcoholic cheer like Wisconsin, but at least we're wearing these giant fur coats. Yes, thank you so much for buying me this fair trade mint coat with all of your podcast millions. It goes so well with your Parkslow Mansion. I'm only can find Branson's house. Everything here in Ohio looks the same.

And I don't, I don't really know why we're here, but I'd really like to find this party so we can just get this over with. Yeah, the houses are all so small and they all look the same. Like, people are living sad little lives in them. Everyone in this state is just a zero to me. It's the big nothing. But like, hold on a second. let's look at the

invitation that Branson

sent us.

Okay, I'm just taking it out here.

Okay, let's see. Maybe I'll have the address. It says, you are hereby invited to Alex Branson's Hawaiian House Party in Akron, Ohio.

Hawaii is a very expensive state, and actually Ohio is pretty similar weather-wise.

But don't worry for Branson's house party is sure to delight those whose attendance is requested to them at the party.

But you are probably wandering.

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