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Episode One

399 - The Surveillance of Alex Branson

Episode One

Episode One

Comedy

4.8858 Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Agent Beachball (Andrew), Agent Popsicle (Branson), and Agent Shandy (Charles) trail podcaster Alex Branson on routine surveillance. E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/e1podcast Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSiIHlIVIrA

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0:00.0

The following is an archived podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery, a Charles Austin company.

0:07.3

It is the first and only episode of the podcast.

0:10.3

Welcome to episode one.

0:14.5

Man, he's been in Coles for like an hour.

0:16.7

Yeah, what's he doing in there?

0:17.7

I can see in the binoculars he's kind of procuring some Cole's cash, it would appear. I'm reading the guys, yeah, if he's not doing anything, I'm reading the reviews for Roach's Bar and Grill in Daytona. It says here that the owner doesn't care if you wear shoes or not. What about shirts? Do we have to wear shirts? That's like three or four.

0:34.4

I don't know. Hold on. I'm reading through the, it's just your shoes. Owner doesn't care if I wear shoes. That's why Florida is so good and so free. They don't have all these draconian shirt and shoes laws about service. Apparently a lot of people get their shoes stolen in here, I guess, is what they're saying. Well, nothing to steal. I don't know.

0:35.5

But some FDA guys put me on to this place. It's so gross and nasty, apparently, that they passed it as a joke. And they were just kind of like telling people, like, you know, important people, like not to go there. Or if you want to go there, it's kind of like, I guess they they're treating it sort of like a you know like a Dixie Stampede where it's sort of like a show bar

1:16.4

that you go to yeah you know dirty is like a joke yeah I was on Reddit reading about Roaches Bar and

1:21.4

Grill and some people say they have glory holes there and some people say they just have termites

1:26.7

I heard they have glory holes eating for women in the women's bathrooms.

1:31.3

Did we finish those cheeses?

1:34.2

No, there's still like, there should be a bunch of the best. I don't like.

1:37.7

We finish the big ones, but we got the regular ones.

1:40.4

I got the hint of lime here, but these, it's way too much lime.

1:43.7

It's like, I don't even want to. I ate like three backs of onions. False advertising. See, you know, oh, at Roach's Bar and Grill, okay, I was looking for this. Frozen onion rings, pre-frozen onion rings. So I guess I'm not going to... Yeah, when I get there, I just got to remember that stuff.

2:01.6

Yeah, it's not like...

2:02.5

But, like, if you've had some, like, really, like, actual fresh onion rings, they're fucking amazing. Like, I feel like people equate it to, like, fries. They're way better than, like, fries. Like, onion rings are really good. You got to go somewhere exotic. weird.

1:57.5

I don't like,

1:58.0

well,

1:58.2

just like homemade.

1:59.2

I don't like.

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