4.8 • 693 Ratings
🗓️ 29 December 2021
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Welcome to Episode #3 of HAIYAA with Nigel Ng! In this week's podcast, Nigel reveals the story of driving a stranger to the hospital and makes a compelling case for the joy of scented candles.
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This week, Nigel is disappointed in:
0:00 Intro/People who don't like scented candles
8:12 anti-vaxxers are more fun
14:00 a guy injured from a Christmas Eve fight
26:20 not spending money on shit
28:56 Dim sum sex toy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/boxesfun
32:25 Listener disappointment
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0:00.0 | And people say like, you know, if you like someone, you love someone, your relatives and loved ones and friends, it's your time that's the most important. |
0:07.9 | You spend your time instead of spending money. |
0:10.0 | And I'm like, you need to spend both. |
0:12.2 | Don't just spend time without spending money on them. |
0:14.7 | You show up with their house empty-handed, you don't want to spend money, what are you going to do? |
0:17.4 | Just sit in the dark and not do anything. |
0:20.0 | Spend time and money on your loved ones. |
0:22.5 | That's what I say. |
0:32.9 | Hello, hello, hello, and welcome back nieces and nephews to the Haia podcast. |
0:37.7 | We try to find disappointing things in life and we try to make them funny. |
0:42.7 | Hello, how's it going? |
0:46.7 | How were your Christmases? |
0:51.2 | Did you eat a lot? Did you drink a lot? Did you fight a lot with your relatives and loved ones? |
0:56.0 | Did you get the gifts you wanted? Did you get the PS5? You've been hoping to get all year? |
1:04.0 | Or was it just socks again? |
1:11.9 | I saw something online. |
1:14.7 | I think this new Whitney Cummings thing, |
1:17.1 | but she was talking about how scented candles are a terrible Christmas present. |
1:21.5 | Is that a thing? |
1:23.0 | I love getting scented candles as presents because I love dipteak. |
1:29.7 | I'm a dipteak guy, you know, |
1:35.6 | I'm doing up a house and if you're renovating a place and you're doing interiors for a place, |
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