If I were you, let me tell you what I do, I listen to these two do's, tell you what they do if they were you.

Thanks, Christian Kerr. Very nice, folksy.

Now, this is if I were you, the only advice podcast on the internet hosted by us, I'm a mirror.

This is Jake.

Yeah, and we are still getting gathering, collecting submissions for our intro theme.

We're trying to do a new one every episode, so keep them coming.

Keep them coming.

Some of them have been really great.

Other ones have been truly awful.

Yeah, so don't worry, if you wrote an awful one, we are writing you a skating email as we speak.

Also, if you wrote an awful one, don't worry, somebody has submitted one worse than the one you've recorded.

Right, and next week, we're going to have an awful theme song episode.

No, no, no, no, no, we just, we shame the people with no musical talent who tried to make something for free for us.

Yeah, how dare you show effort?

That's the first part of failure.

Thanks for your support.

Loser.

But no, thanks.

Become a lawyer.

So as always, we're going to be answering your questions.

These are real questions from real people that were submitted to us via email at if I were you show at gmail.com.

You can also listen to the podcast at if I were you show dot com.

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