5: Seize the Cheese

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Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2013

⏱️ 37 minutes

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In this episode we discuss cool dads, nerdy friends, and foul balls.

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0:00.0	If I were you, if I were you, if I were you, the show starts now.
0:14.7	Fake and lame.
0:15.7	Wow, you dick.
0:18.8	That was my sister.
0:20.4	Welcome to If I Were You, the only advice podcast on the internet hosted by us.
0:24.4	I'm Amir.
0:25.4	And I'm Jake.
0:26.4	That's right.
0:27.4	And that intro song was written by Jake's sister.
0:29.4	One of my sister's Rachel.
0:30.8	Thank you very much.
0:31.8	Frachy.
0:32.8	Now there's three of you left.
0:34.0	I expect three more songs in our inbox by the end of the night.
0:37.7	One from my brother too?
0:38.7	Yeah.
0:39.7	At least four more.
0:40.7	One from every sibling in your family and two from each parent.
0:43.4	Yeah, that's fair.
0:44.4	Your brother did the artwork part show.
0:47.4	And my family hasn't contributed Jack's shit.
0:49.6	Thanks for the support.
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