If I were you, if I were you, if I were you, I'll tell you what I want to do, if only I were you, sharp dot com.

Wow, that was legit. Hell yeah. That was written by Stony, who's our, you know, remix or extraordinaire.

This is, if I were you, the only advice podcast on the internet hosted by us, I'm a Mayor Blumentfeld, and I'm sitting across Jake Hurwitz.

Wow. Hello. Not wearing a shirt. Yeah, or pants, but I am below a table so you can't tell. Well, I can't tell.

Oh, wow. Yeah. I'm wearing one sock and one shoe. And it's not where you think.

Yes, so this is a fire you, the only advice podcast on the, oh my god. I'm sorry.

Well, yeah, this is the time. What are we going to do? Do we restart or are we going to, are we going to post this entire thing on there?

I guess let's do it.

This is unedited raw mercy. We still buy second guess and cut this entire thing out later.

That's right. This is the game. We're just grinning at each other right now, not knowing whether or not I'm about to stop the podcast and restart.

Smiling and terrified.

All right, we saved it. Hey, so what we do is we get three emails.

This is the one and only advice podcast. Oh, Brad, oh my god, I'm having a stroke.

No, not again. I'm just staring at the timeline, moving right along closer to my death.

30 minutes is up.

Yes, okay, intro song written by Stony. We still haven't decided on an intro song.

That one was written by one of our favorite internet remixer who does a bunch of auto-tuning Jake Nemeer episodes.

He sent us that one. We got a bunch of other great ones. We're going to play him.

We haven't committed to one yet, but thank you so much for sending him.

They're amazing. They're so fun.

The email to send that or any question is still if I were you show at gmail.com.

And we're going to start changing the email address every week to make sure you're listening.

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