4. A Perfect Vessel
The Story Must Be Told
The Last Podcast Network
4.8 • 530 Ratings
🗓️ 20 February 2018
⏱️ 19 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The story must be told us. |
| 0:16.0 | The story must be told. |
| 0:28.1 | Take off your shoes and air them, stinky stinkers. |
| 0:36.2 | Blow your noses and grin a smirk so we might begin. |
| 0:41.2 | True is this next song written and thoughtful should it be considered. |
| 0:49.9 | Hey, grandma. You know how you've always wanted a fur coat? Well, look what I got you. |
| 0:57.0 | Don't mind that. They can wash out the blood. |
| 1:00.0 | Besides, it's dog blood. |
| 1:03.0 | Wait, no, let me sniff. |
| 1:06.0 | Oh, that's the blood of the furrier. |
| 1:09.0 | Well, make sense. |
| 1:11.4 | He didn't want to give it up. |
| 1:13.1 | I, uh, convinced him. |
| 1:15.9 | Besides, he should have known. |
| 1:18.3 | And what's more, his fur is warmer than a dog's. |
| 1:22.1 | Yes, sir. |
| 1:36.4 | Okay. If the student spills on his master, the curse is lifted, he's free. |
| 1:41.1 | But if the master spills back, well, you know what that means. |
| 1:51.0 | May we pray for those who cannot see and cannot hear, and cannot stink any stinks because of glue and tape and stitches. |
| 1:57.0 | For those whose bowels blossom with sin and whose genitals scab with ignominy. |
| 2:05.4 | The story must be told. |
| 2:09.4 | The story must be told. |
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