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The Story Must Be Told

3. An Audience with the Queen

The Story Must Be Told

The Last Podcast Network

Arts

4.8530 Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2018

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

today we celebrate the feast day of sain't jo, in whose matronage we engage so ruefully: lewdness, grotesquerie, tragedy. we are blessed with this liturgy frothy n fearful from Sister Callista of the Queasy Madre. sniff it down, yon juicies Invocation Psalm: “O! Honey” Liturgical Reading: “An Audience With The Queen” Concluding Prayer what truths we stink we stink for thee. come back next tuesday n we’ll tell ya a gooey one uh huh Merch juicy: https://topatoco.com/collections/tsmbt Patreon pulpy: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt

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0:00.0

Snip thy neighbor and stare upon the glory of the story who has turned its back upon us,

0:28.9

for it has left us in the dirt and reduced us to human worms.

0:33.9

So we scream, this story must be told.

0:38.0

The story must be told.

0:41.4

Praise the word and chastise the child.

0:45.1

For this is a psalm of gratitude

0:47.1

and demands to be spoken by a mouth

0:49.5

filled with wet dirt.

0:51.4

Mud unto mud.

1:08.0

Thank you. I want to see your

1:16.1

sectioned nuggets of waste. I'll keep a chart. I'll draw them. I'll estimate their consistency.

1:24.8

What a treat. I'll know you inside and out.

1:29.4

Rough, rough, stink, stink.

1:35.0

Hold dear the spoken words.

1:38.2

Lock them inside of you like the waste we refuse to expel,

1:43.1

as thine skin yellows with jaundice

1:46.0

praise the psalms of debauchery.

1:49.0

This story must be told.

1:52.0

The story must be told.

1:55.0

Ha, ha, he ha. An audience with the queen.

2:10.6

I had that dream last night.

2:20.3

The when we're all my family and friends, the overdoses and the dead ants too,

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