4.30.26, Mahjong with Old Ladies
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 30 April 2026
⏱️ 120 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.6 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt |
| 0:30.6 | to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.6 | And you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon me ladies and gentlemen the church of laslow has begun yo yo morning morning you look great thanks you too oh thanks man how you feeling um fine my back hurts a little bit, man. How are you feeling? I'm fine. |
| 0:55.8 | My back hurts a little bit today, but I'm all right. |
| 0:56.7 | Oh, no. I'll be fine. Like that part of your back? Yeah. Oh, no. I think it's just life. I don't know. It'll be like that forever until I die next week. Okay, first of all, don't talk like that. Second of all, it hasn't been a year since you started feeling better. |
| 1:10.1 | You have to feel better for a year before it can kill you, right? |
| 1:11.8 | Oh, yeah, that's true. |
| 1:12.5 | Isn't that what it said? |
| 1:13.5 | People feel better, and been a year since you started feeling better. You have to feel better for a year before it can kill you, right? |
| 1:11.8 | Oh, yeah, that's true. |
| 1:12.5 | Isn't that what it said? |
| 1:13.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:13.7 | People feel better, and then a year later, they just died. |
| 1:15.8 | Within a year. |
| 1:16.6 | Oh, oh, okay, I thought it was a year later. |
| 1:21.4 | I don't think they haven't mapped out like that. |
| 1:23.0 | Damn. I think they're like, hey, they think people fully recover, and then within a year they die. Well, you were pretty close to fully recover. That's what I was going to say. Are you sure you've ever fully recovered? No, not really. He had some pain here and there. You said still a couple of days you might need to sleep in the recliner. And you still had doctors. No, but it does hurt every morning you know yesterday i went |
| 1:45.2 | i went in and talked to our boss for a minute before i was leaving and uh he was like hey i noticed |
| 1:49.8 | it sounded like maybe i shouldn't tell you this but he was like well it wasn't a big deal but he was |
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