4.29.26, Bunny Ears and Velcro

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2026

⏱️ 122 minutes

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Please excuse Lazlo while he takes his morning drugs. What's something you learned too late? James Comey is indicted, and the guys go on a rant about the royal family. President Lincoln was throwing around a major penis. We’ve all dated someone who we thought would stab us. Lazlo knew it was over when he had to get rolled oats. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:10.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:17.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:22.6	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger,
0:29.6	those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:33.6	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
0:41.6	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:47.2	Yo!
0:48.6	How are you?
0:49.6	Never better.
0:50.0	You're great, right?
0:51.5	Yeah.
0:51.8	You look great.
0:52.4	Thanks, you too.
0:53.1	Oh, look, we both wore button-up shirts.
0:54.6	We didn't have a meeting today.
0:55.7	I don't have the same color or anything.
0:56.7	No, no, we're good.
0:57.7	What's wrong?
0:58.4	Nothing.
0:58.9	I was just saying that.
0:59.5	Yeah, they were the same color.
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