4.28.26, RIP Shell-bey
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 28 April 2026
⏱️ 118 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.6 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt |
| 0:31.6 | to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.6 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:42.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslaw has begun. |
| 0:47.4 | Yo! |
| 0:48.6 | How are you, man? |
| 0:49.7 | Never better. How about you? |
| 0:50.7 | I'm great. No problem. |
| 0:52.2 | Should. |
| 0:53.9 | Well, I guess... I got up in time to shower today so |
| 0:57.8 | that's good yeah was that not a everyday it didn't happen yesterday it's hard at this hour |
| 1:03.0 | i mean i usually do it but yesterday with a storm i was going to take me longer so i don't i feel |
| 1:09.1 | better i feel like the first hour yesterday all I'm saying is the first hour yesterday, |
| 1:12.3 | I felt like I was a little, you know. |
| 1:24.6 | I wasn't sure if I was up or not. I got a shower to, you know, feel alive. It's your routine. Yeah. And people are creatures like, I don't know. If I break it, then, you know, and I'm like, Yeah, everything's a little off. |
| 1:26.7 | I don't, I just can't do it in the morning. |
| 1:46.9 | I mean, I couldn't really, even when I was in high school, I always showered before bed. Just wake you, I'm so goddamn tired and groggy in the morning. And the thought of, it feels overwhelming. And I know it's not a big deal. And I'm like, I've got to get in that son of a bitch. I'm going to be cold. It's an extra thing. It does wake you up, though. I mean, I know. That's why people do it. It makes me feel like my day started. |
| 1:47.7 | Like, all right, let's go. |
| 1:47.1 | I make a drop. I'm going to be cold. It's an extra thing. It does wake you up, though. I mean, I know. That's why people do it. It makes me feel like my day started. Like, oh, let's go. I make my bed, take a shower. Yesterday I came home. I hadn't shower. My bed wasn't made. If your bed's not made me to get home, it's a whole thing. And you know, you leave the house, like, oh, son of a bitch. And it'll hang there, and you're probably not consciously |
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