The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children and I will

strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to

poison and destroy my brothers and you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon me ladies and gentlemen

the church of laslow has begun no yo how are you never better did you uber in here today i didn't

no no nice took the wife's car and man you know how long you've got you better. Did you Uber in here today? I didn't. No. Nice.

Took the wife's car.

And, man. How long are you going to do that?

And how long is she going to stand for it? Is everything okay?

Well, I mean, because it feels like there's a problem.

It's more annoying to me than it is to her. She doesn't drive. She doesn't like to drive. So unless she has to go to the office, then she doesn't care.

I don't really like driving her car, but I'm grateful to have it. Right. Very grateful to have it, obviously.

But I would like to get my car fixed at some point. It's just, you know, one of those deals where it's transmission related.

I know it's going to be a few grand.

My buddy is a mechanic.

This guy.

You know, he's one of these guys, like, if you don't buy the right kind of car, the right, the right,

basically if it's not a Ford or Lincoln product, then he's like I told you so well yeah so did I and uh you know I was like okay but you guys are all like no I want the flashy Cadillac I'm like well the bead looks flashy in your garage bitch there's a Lincoln right there that's what I told my kid run forever beautiful car he's like dad regret regret if I didn't get the Cadillac. I'm like, well, hmm. Call Uncle Slim. Ask him about

regret. I got one for you, buddy. Come on over. You'll just need a dolly or something to get it home. Yeah. And I mean, you know, we've been friends for a long time. So he's not totally serious, but he is sort of serious.

He knows how ridiculous that sounds

to be like,

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