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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

4.24.26, High At Grateful Dead

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2026

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Summary

Lazlo and SlimFast figure out how to vote on politics, and talk about the NFL draft. An influencer leaves Lazlo ACTUALLY disturbed. WWE is one of our last true art-forms, and Lazlo saw snakes while tripping. If you’re a pedo or a serial killer, just end it. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:11.0

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:18.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.6

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt

0:30.6

to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:34.6

And you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon me ladies and gentlemen

0:44.2

the church of laslow has begun yo yo what's going on nothing how are you i'm good man good

0:53.4

friday yeah huh almost Almost there. A few hours

0:56.8

left, then, you know, we'll do nothing. Well, yeah, that's true. You got big plans? No, I think I've got a cold, so. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah. Go ahead and rest up. Go to bed. I don't know.

1:08.4

I don't know.

1:08.7

I'm going to

1:10.0

L.A.?

1:10.6

No, I'm not going.

1:12.1

Is your son going?

1:13.4

At some point.

1:14.3

I really thought there was So go to bed right. I don't know. You're going to L.A.? No, I'm not going.

1:12.1

Is your son going? At some point. I really thought there was a chance that you'd end up going with him. If he went over the weekend. I'm not saying that I thought that you were going to take off a week of work or anything, but I thought, if he ends up going this weekend, Wonderflazo just says, I'll go with you. You know your way around.

1:27.4

I do.

1:27.7

You can show them a few,

1:28.6

few haunts,

1:30.4

but you're not going weekend. Wonder Flazzo just says, I'll go with you. You know your way around. I do.

1:27.7

You can show them a few haunts, but you're not going, so no place. Nope. I'm good. Let me ask you something. Yes, I ask me. I know you've sort of told me about these before, and we've sort of talked about, and I've seen them in the news. I think the name of it is like Polly Market, the place where you bet on just anything.

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