4/19/22: MASSIVE Tuesday - Ancient Haunted Sarcophagus Opening, and Horny Criminals Running Amok

Hard Factor

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4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2022

⏱️ 66 minutes

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On today’s show… MASSIVE trends like “Dick Fight Island”, Mask Mandates, Info Wars, and more in the Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:06:24); RideShare Masturbator (00:27:45); Ancient French Sarcophagus made of Metal to Be Unsealed (00:47:45); and more horny criminals at schools and porn shops in the final Money Shot (00:52:53); and so much more… (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:03:35) - Fun Facts About Math on Humorous Day (00:06:24) - MASSIVE Trend on Twitter “Dick Fight Island” (00:09:53) - Federal Judge Cancels the Federal Mask Mandate on Planes (00:11:15) - Alex Jones Loses Lawsuit about Sandy Hook, but will Likely Not Pay Much (00:17:57) - Madison Cawthorn under MASSIVE pressure from all sides during Midterm Season RideShare Masturbator (00:28:53) - A Cali Man was so horny he tried to get with his Uber driver in the afternoon TikTok International Moment (00:40:10) - China - “Big White” China’s hazmat suited Covid police get caught tripping themselves on their hoverboards (00:43:10) - ISS (Space) - Russian Cosmonauts install a new robotic arm, SpaceX keeps smashing shuttle records, Dr. Josef can “Holoport” to the station, and the SpinLaunch space cannon (00:47:45) - France - An ancient sealed Lead Sarcophagus has been found under the ashes at Notre Dame and they’re going to open it for some reason… Money Shot (00:52:53) - Teacher accidentally plays porn on classroom projector, and Wes can relate…. (00:59:22) - Couple’s stash of Guinea Pigs dumped behind the porn store in West Virginia These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Sunday - Take care of your lawn. Full-season plans start at just $129, and you can get 20% off at checkout when you visit http://getsunday.com/factor Noom - Take care of your mental wellness. Worry less and feel happier. Sign up for your trial at http://noom.com/factor Stamps - Go to http://stamps.com click the microphone at the top of the page enter code Hardfactor for a 4 week free trial, free postage and a digital scale. Stop waiting at the post office. Bird Dogs - Get the world’s most comfortable shorts and pants and a free whistle football with code HARD NEWS at https://www.birddogs.com Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to hardfactorvoicemail@gmail.com, and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow @HardFactorNews on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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