On today’s show…The Florida Department of Education has rejected 41% of all math books for having CRT, common core and social emotional learning (00:17:30). A parent at an Austin elementary school dressed up like the Easter Bunny and handed out condoms to kids (00:13:05). A five year old girl brought mini bottles of Jose Cuervo pre-made margaritas to school and told her classmates that drank them, they were juice bottles (00:38:45). (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:08:35) - Fun Fact: Pysanky is the Ukrainian celebration of decorating Easter eggs (00:13:05) - A parent at a Austin elementary school dressed up like the Easter Bunny and handed out condoms to kids (00:17:30) - The Florida Department of Education has rejected 41% of all math books for having CRT, common core and social emotional learning (00:20:33) -  The NBA playoffs round 1 game 1s have begun (00:22:45) - Cream of the Crop: 19 year old Connerjack Oswalt a young man with autism was found three years after he was declared missing by his family, several states away  Surprise, You’re Fired (00:27:45) - An anxious man who begged not to have a surprise party for his bday, was fired from for how he reacted to the party, has successfully won a lawsuit against his former company Cool Kids Pushing the Limits at School (00:38:45) - A five year old girl brought mini bottles of Jose Cuervo pre made margaritas to school and told her classmates that drank them, they were juice bottles TikTok International Moment (00:50:17) - India - Four men were arrested for raping a lizard and other animals (00:58:20) - UK - Prime Minister Boris Johnson is sending illegal immigrants arriving from the English Channel to Rwanda and he was also banned from entering Russia by Putin These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Sunday - Take care of your lawn. Full-season plans start at just $129, and you can get 20% off at checkout when you visit http://getsunday.com/factor Noom - Take care of your mental wellness. Worry less and feel happier. Sign up for your trial at http://noom.com/factor Stamps - Go to http://stamps.com click the microphone at the top of the page enter code Hardfactor for a 4 week free trial, free postage and a digital scale. Stop waiting at the post office. Bird Dogs - Get the world’s most comfortable shorts and pants and a free whistle football with code HARD NEWS at https://www.birddogs.com Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to hardfactorvoicemail@gmail.com, and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices