#3994 Emotional Waggage

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2023

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Luke just made a big life decision, then he locked himself out of his apartment with nothing but a box of Loaded Tater Tots. Plus, Andrew is confused by a scene from a 4-year old TV show, and for some reason he thinks it’s worth talking about on the podcast. And a listener offers insight into why people like Luke are suddenly paying more for Netflix.

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0:00.0	The basic plan we have for the family is the family talk plan. It's called all
0:05.2	talk. You get 400 anytime minutes which can use anytime. There's another one
0:09.6	called even more family and that is 400 anytime minutes unlimited nights and
0:14.6	weekends. That sounds great. What do you do? There's more options. There's even more
0:19.6	family unlimited which is unlimited minutes and texting plus web. Okay so one
0:25.3	doesn't have texting. The other doesn't have a web. We'll just get one that has
0:28.2	everything. Okay well then you want the simply everything plan. Okay. There's also
0:33.0	simply everything plus. Which is what? Simply everything plus texting. What we want
0:38.6	is your own standard basic family plan with an satellite locator. The this
0:43.4	changes everything plan is what you want then. Great. So you're all set you're
0:47.0	all signed up. Now there is a nominal fee if you want to keep your current
0:51.9	phone number. Yeah I thought that was a free service. After you pay for it it is
0:55.3	free so. Okay. It's just a one-time fee that you pay annually. It's not a one-time
1:00.6	fee but it is one time in that you only pay one time a year. Great. All right great
1:05.8	you guys are ready to pick out your sunglasses.
1:09.3	TVTL
1:14.4	Ladies and gentlemen let us welcome Washington's fearless political
1:19.6	satirist. The court jester on the putt deck of the ship of state. Why is this man
1:25.7	wearing no pants? The answer will surprise you. There are many ways to keep one's
1:30.2	lips conditioned. I don't kiss for example 24 hours before performance because
1:34.8	kissing makes your lips mushy and we cannot have mushy lips and be a champion. Why
1:39.5	would either one of you you know why dear God why. It's a P-A-R-T-Y because I
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