#3993 Dame Theory

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2023

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Luke was starstruck yesterday when he met NBA star Damion Lillard during a Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me taping. And so was everyone else! Plus, a Canadian court rules that an emoji can be considered a legally binding contract agreement.

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0:00.0	Yeah, so can I help you?
0:04.0	Hi, I'm George Newman. I'm the new station manager.
0:07.0	You know, when I first took this job,
0:10.0	they told me that this position was only temporary,
0:13.0	and that eventually, when the time was right,
0:15.0	I would be moved up to news, which is really my forte.
0:19.0	You know how long I've been working here?
0:21.0	Toe is! It's kind of hard to get promoted
0:24.0	when every other week you have a new boss!
0:27.0	This job really sucks!
0:31.0	This is my friend Bob.
0:33.0	Hi, nice to meet you.
0:34.0	T E T E T B T M.
0:38.0	All right, you wanted to see me, sir?
0:42.0	That's right!
0:44.0	I guess you know why I called you in here...
0:49.0	Because you're lonely?
0:50.0	Their program is loose!
0:52.0	But it is prepared ahead to be casual,
0:54.0	casual with heavy references to sex, drugs, and rock and roll.
0:57.4	Now look at some of these outfits.
0:59.2	We're just wearing some really outrageous clothes.
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