#3985 Fred Neutral

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2023

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Luke had a wild experience last night MCing a record-breaking drag show, even though he has some major regrets about his sartorial choices. And Andrew's been enjoying his MLB All Star activities, although he's unsurprisingly focussed mostly on the mascots.

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0:00.0	Today I was babysitting and one of the kids said,
0:03.2	what's on your shirt?
0:05.0	And I said, that's a f***ing big dog.
0:08.0	The most powerful American figure from the mid 80s to the late 90s.
0:13.0	The influence of which you'll never see matched in your lifetime,
0:17.0	not a f***ing chance.
0:19.0	Now watch out.
0:21.0	Because it's time to party.
0:24.0	TVTL!
0:30.0	I am brave.
0:32.0	Roller coasters love them.
0:34.0	Scaring movies have seen ghostbusters like seven times.
0:36.0	I regularly drive through neighborhoods that have only recently been gentrified.
0:39.0	So yeah, pretty much not afraid of anything.
0:47.0	I've only ever said I love you to two men my entire life.
0:50.0	Stone Cold Steve Austin and a guy in a dark club
0:54.0	who I mistook for Stone Cold Steve Austin.
0:57.0	Make sure your bathroom really has a toilet that's way too high and kind of big.
1:01.0	Also two plunders.
1:03.0	Two plunders says it all.
1:04.0	No, you're going to tell a story.
1:07.0	I don't believe that I can bear to listen to another one of your stories right now.
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