#3984 Outside Baseball
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 10 July 2023
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew are back at it after last week's TBTL-a-Thon! They discuss how the 'thon went, and they review the very specific rules Luke must follow when taking part in an event aimed at breaking a Guinness World Record tonight. PLUS! They get a very intriguing voicemail from a listener with a personal connection to one of Luke's most embarrassing moments.
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| 0:00.0 | My name is Dr. Gail Timlin, president of Diet Supplement Industries and |
| 0:03.4 | Corporated and people say to me all the time, but Gail you're not a real doctor |
| 0:07.2 | and I say to them, oh yeah well I graduated with the PhD in Religious Studies at |
| 0:11.2 | Kent State University. Is that real enough for you? No? Well how's this for real? |
| 0:16.2 | I lost hundreds of pounds by taking the best dietary product on the market. |
| 0:20.7 | Diet to lots of pan. But can something so good be legal you ask? Hey you ask a lot of |
| 0:26.4 | questions. Of course it's legal and I should know I'm not only a doctor and |
| 0:31.0 | president of Diet Supplemental Industries and Corporated. I'm also the Junior State |
| 0:35.2 | Representative of Rhode Island. |
| 0:37.0 | T-B-T-L! |
| 0:42.8 | That's it! The radio! I'll go in the most popular program of the day. |
| 0:47.8 | I assume that still Don McNeil in his breakfast club. Like I ask people, |
| 0:52.8 | what's in your muffin? Huh? How about me? What did you ask me anybody? |
| 0:58.9 | Anybody asked me? What's in my muffin? I don't know what's in my muffin. |
| 1:04.7 | If you two dirt bags ever mess with me again I'll take this to the next level. |
| 1:08.1 | You don't do 22 episodes of celebrity outhouse with Lorraine Abobbit without |
| 1:12.0 | learning a few things. Dude you are the best. You're often dude you are |
| 1:17.8 | God get to the airways. What have you got to say for yourselves? |
| 1:21.8 | It's hammer time. Let the freak out begin! |
| 1:26.6 | Well all right hello good morning and welcome everyone to a Monday edition of T-B-T-L |
| 1:33.1 | show that just might be too beautiful to live. It's a tuna bro! |
| 1:37.4 | My name is Luke Burbank I'm your host coming to you from the Hollywood Broadcast Center |
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