#3982 Don't Thread On Me
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 6 July 2023
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Summary
Luke's mom pops into the basement to see how the TBTL-a-Thon is going and to tell Luke and Andrew about her adventures at the dentist's office yesterday. Plus, Luke finds a new social media app to fill the Twitter-shaped hole in his life.
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| 0:00.0 | What I need from you because you're the bosses of the town essentially and I know that is |
| 0:09.3 | This is so hard. I need more money |
| 0:18.2 | Okay, what I need is a hundred thousand dollars |
| 0:31.0 | He's not kidding. Arkey our entire budget for the entire year is is 15 thousand dollars for everything and that includes |
| 0:38.5 | Swimming |
| 0:39.8 | Well, I don't have any swimming in my show. I mean I mean the pool |
| 0:48.7 | First of all, I'd like to see the chef face-to-face. These are the best cage and chicken nibbles I've ever had |
| 0:54.0 | I don't understand the question and I won't respond |
| 0:57.2 | See when you look in the mirror |
| 0:58.8 | Daffy duck. I have a picture of him taped in my mirror. Okay. What do you see next to Daffy duck Brian Gosling? What do you mean? |
| 1:04.0 | Come on, is that even a celebrity? |
| 1:05.6 | He's no Roy Donk |
| 1:06.6 | But he's a regular guest on the Colgate hour |
| 1:08.4 | We all know that I can make a explode more money working for some multi-colored happy town and a hermetically sealed box |
| 1:14.6 | But permission to be honest permission granted I like that you guys are so weird |
| 1:23.1 | Yes, we are the weird ones |
| 1:26.8 | Well, all right. Hello. Good morning and welcome everyone to a Thursday edition of TVTL the show |
| 1:34.1 | But just might be too beautiful to live. I'm so excited about this show. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host |
| 1:40.6 | Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus |
| 1:43.6 | Coming to you once again from my parents actual basement |
| 1:47.8 | Podcasts are the future of show business here on day |
| 1:51.6 | three four day four of |
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