#3981 Chomp Grumbles and Kiss Squeaks

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2023

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Day three of the TBTL-a-Thon finds the gang back in Luke's mom's basement. Last night's holiday exploits might have accidentally produced the first official TBTL spin-off podcast with Luke's mom and Andrew's girlfriend. And we hear what it sounds like when orangutans beatbox.

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0:00.0	Alright, let's get to work actors. I got three words for you.
0:03.2	Glenn Gary. Glenn Ross.
0:07.0	Coffee's for closers only.
0:10.4	You call yourself a salesman.
0:12.8	You son of a b***.
0:14.4	Hi, I'm from downtown. I'm from itch and Murray.
0:18.0	So you've got all of you got just one week to regain your jobs,
0:23.5	starting with tonight.
0:26.1	Okay, we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest.
0:31.1	As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado.
0:36.7	Anybody want to see what second prize is?
0:39.3	Second prize is a set of steak knives.
0:44.3	Third prize is your fired, but I've worked down at all.
0:48.9	Stop. I'm not kidding. You're making me nauseous.
0:51.9	TVTL.
0:57.7	You know, I think about this and what about this internet thing?
1:00.3	You know anything about that?
1:01.7	Sure. What the hell is that exactly?
1:04.5	Don't you kind of feel like a sellout?
1:06.3	Can you really call it a sellout when they give you a free Tesla for doing the show?
1:09.7	I think I'm looking forward to cracking up.
1:12.1	I hope I can like you totally crack up.
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