396: Stephen Hendry's Birthday Turnips

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4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2020

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Don't you just hate it when you get a duff Kinder Egg and the capsule is just full of matted old hair? Sure, you could try to prop the wiry tuft up next to your completed collection of Tiny Terrapins and pretend that all is well, but it just doesn't fit in, and to be frank, it stinks of petrol. Anyway. In this episode, Log recalls the times he met Joe, Steve recalls the time Stephen Hendry was trapped inside his own panic room, and Matt goes nips deep in the stalk market. Hell's bells, let's do this.

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0:00.0	Regular, regular, regular features.
0:02.0	A regular, regular, regular features.
0:04.0	A regular, regular features are regular features a show.
0:07.9	Hello and welcome to the regular features podcast.
0:10.4	The podcast where every week, the features are exactly the same.
0:14.2	My name is Matt Lees.
0:15.0	As always, I'm joined by John Logblythe.
0:17.5	Hello, I am John Logblythe, as he has indicated.
0:22.1	And Stephen Hoganie. Stephen Hogan. Oh, I am John Loggblythe, as he has indicated. And Stephen Hogan.
0:36.5	I've now... Oh, well, hang on, whoa, whoa, whoa. You just said my name and then you continued speaking. I'm sorry. That is poor Zoom chat. Let's do that again. Let's do that again. Okay. John Loughblythe. Hello, I'm John Logblatt, and I've got a feature for you.
0:37.3	Let me tell you that.
0:38.1	I'm going to tell you that.
0:38.7	I just did.
0:39.5	Deal with it.
0:40.7	And Stephen Hoggety.
0:41.3	Hi.
0:55.5	How's it going? I'm Steve. It's Steve. That's right. Alan tonight's show. He asked you how it's going, Matt. Don't ignore him. I think he asked you, Log. No, definitely you. Absolutely fine. Yeah, going fine. Steve, he's fine. Thanks, Log.
1:00.7	Back to you, Matt. It's like we're in the same room. It's great. Like, nothing's changed at all.
1:09.5	This is just throwing to people in different studios now. I love it. I'm Steve, and I've got a feature for you all about what if Stephen Hendry got trapped
1:12.4	inside a hermetically sealed panic room for the duration of coronavirus and forgot to pack
1:19.1	oxygen.
1:20.5	The one ingredient that isn't stored in a snooker ball.
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