395: Horns 'n' Hooves

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2020

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Here's a nice little edible arrangement for you. BITE into Log's feature about competitive horniness. SUCKLE on Joe's story of an elk in a department store. NIBBLE on Steve's heart-wrenching tale of horseloss. Then give us your biggest smile, because you're on camera baby. We're watchin ya!

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0:00.0	Regular regular, regular, regular features, a regular regular, regular features.
0:04.0	A regular regular features are show.
0:07.9	Hello and welcome to regular features, the podcast, as you well know, that is the same every week.
0:14.6	Every week.
0:15.0	I'm every single goddamn week.
0:17.9	It doesn't change.
0:19.3	It doesn't change.
0:19.9	It's the same podcast.
0:37.7	Are you playing the Greek chorus, Steve? Like, you're questioning whether... It doesn't change. Doesn't change. I don't believe it. But maybe they should try it because it's not very good. Oh, fuck. Oh, Christ. No. You love it. That's why you're here.
0:54.5	I'm John Blythe in one of the other Zoom windows is... You've got a point out of words. You can't do that with a delay, mate. You're not in the same order. You could be in the... You're in the middle to me, Steve. Go on, Steve. Tell them who you are. My name is Steve Hogerty and I'm the tallest one.
0:55.3	Fucking ow.
0:57.2	You can just say what you like.
0:54.5	My name is Steve Hogerty and I'm the tallest one.
0:55.3	Fucking out.
0:57.2	You can just say what you like.
1:01.3	My name's Joe Scrabbles and I've got the most flowers in my garden.
1:06.1	Someone has come from a recent Animal Crossing game.
1:08.1	That's why that's fresh in your fucking head, isn't it?
1:13.5	Has anyone got features today on all days a Friday?
1:19.4	I have been far too horny to have a feature, so I'll be telling you all about that.
1:26.9	I'll be telling you about how nature's returned in one of the most heartwarming tales you'll hear this coronavirus.
1:29.4	Oh, God, that sounds so sexy.
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