The following is an archived podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery, a Charles Austin company.

It is the first and only episode of the podcast.

Welcome to Episode 1.

Captain's Log.

Star Date, June 6, 1944.

The star and star date refers to the stars that generals have, because this is

World War II. This is Captain McZerg of the 112th Infantry Platoon as we prepare to storm

beautiful chokepoint beach here in Normandy Europe. Now you know me, I think all Europeans are

scum, but I take orders from Uncle

Sam, and the good uncle says that we can only fight some of them for some reason. On some level,

we're trying to liberate the smelly nation of France from the evil and morally smelly Nazis,

but our platoon has been tasked with an extra special mission above all

else. We are to locate and rescue the beautiful Latin American actress Madame Samba.

Now, Madame Samba is a Carmen Miranda flavored woman, but a lesser Carmen Miranda,

with different foods in her hat. Veggies. More of veggies.

She got stranded in France when the Nazis invaded

because she overslept her flight by three days because of laudanum.

It's the roaring 40s, no judgment here.

Beautiful women are allowed to take as much laudan as they want.

But it's up to us to rescue her and be incredibly polite in the process.

Now, there's about a million stinking Nazis between us and her, and you hoes are the best

cannon fodder that Uncle Sam could scrounge up.

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