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We'll be talking about how many times this movie is just like messing around, man, daily.

My husband said something before I came in to record this and he said of all the monsters

Van Helsing fights, none is as fierce as his wig. And I think he's right. I mean, I didn't even

notice it was a wig, but I'm notoriously bad at that.

You are notorious for this.

Yeah, but I know you loved Tarzan Van Helsing at the end, Paige.

I wish I could have, but I was already too bored with the movie.

Thank you for tuning into Horror Virgin on Paige.

And I'm your Horror Virgin Todd, which means I don't like scary movies, but you guys make me watch them.

And this week, the listeners made us watch Van Helsing.

So Paige, I know the answer to this question because it won listener request, but by the end of this movie, I was also screaming like Frankenstein's monster.

Why?

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