396 - Weapons
The Horror Virgin
The Horror Virgin
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🗓️ 29 September 2025
⏱️ 115 minutes
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Summary
“All I saw was a feel-good film about an aunt who loved her nephew so much she’d stop at nothing to plan a sleepover for him.”
This week’s most chaotic PTA-nightmare horror movie is... Weapons. This film has everything: heat-seeking children, Thumbs Up Seven Up, And the strangest fast food theories since everyone stopped using the playplaces but know one talks about why. If you love feral playground energy and fast-food lore gone wrong, this episode’s for you!
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| 0:00.0 | This episode brought to you by the following patrons. Heather, Leafgirl, Min, Jason, Madeline, Alyssa, Laura, Jeremy with the laser eyes, Allie, Kristen, and Tia. And all the patrons want you to know you're loved, your listens to, and you're a valuable member of this awesome horror virgin community. And if you want to hang out with us, do so in the Facebook group where we will be hanging out talking about weapons daily at least this |
| 0:22.5 | week hey todd how many hot dogs would you say you eat per day oh god none zero i eat zero hot dogs a day |
| 0:29.4 | i have them occasionally that was just a test to see if you got the deepest cut reference of this |
| 0:34.0 | movie i clearly did not that's all right it's a very famous white as kids you know sketch. Oh yeah. It would have landed for me if he had a |
| 0:41.6 | gallon of PCP. A whole gal. |
| 0:43.9 | A whole gal. So you do a lot of them? |
| 0:55.4 | Yeah, I mean, I got the gallon. |
| 0:57.9 | Hold on, Todd. |
| 1:01.2 | I got to pour myself from my gallon of PCP. |
| 1:03.4 | Thank you for tuning to Horror Virgin. |
| 1:03.9 | I'm Paige. And I'm your Horror Virgin, Todd, which means I don't like scary movies, but you guys make me watch them. |
| 1:08.6 | And this week we really did, guys. Yes. Because |
| 1:11.4 | Paige made us watch weapons. Now Paige, yes. I think you saw this in theaters or you didn't, |
| 1:19.0 | but you wanted to see it. I can't remember. I did see this in theaters and then I watched it again |
| 1:24.9 | today. Man, I bet this was a great watch in theaters. Oh, fucking incredible in theaters. Yeah. It was great. It was also a largely empty theater when I went. I just the time of day and stuff that I happened to go, there were only maybe 10 of us in the entire theater. Okay. Is that because everyone else stood up, put their arms at like 45 degree angles to the side and ran out? |
| 1:45.0 | Because that's all I would do. |
| 1:47.3 | Like anytime I had to get it to go to the bathroom, that's how I would get out. |
| 1:50.9 | I would get out and Naruto run to the bathroom and back. |
| 1:54.7 | No, I went to five below and got a bunch of candies and put them in my purse and nobody |
| 2:00.8 | checked me when I went in. |
| 2:02.4 | And so I just had like a candy snack smorgas board and stayed put until I Naruto ran at the end of |
| 2:07.9 | the movie. |
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