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The Horror Virgin

394 - Renfield

The Horror Virgin

The Horror Virgin

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4.51.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2025

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

“This is the first time that Nicolas Cage has ever been stopped by a circle of cocaine.”

This week’s nastiest toxic-boss horror movie is… Renfield. This film has everything: Corporate Dracula, Welcome-Mat Vampire Law, and the most truthful line ever yelled at the police at the beginning of a chase. If you love quitting your immortal boss, doormat loopholes, and Ben Schwartz on pharmacy time, this episode’s for you!

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0:00.0

This episode brought to you by the following patrons.

0:21.7

Heather, Leaf Girl, Min, Jason, Madeline, Elissa, Laura, Jeremy with the laser eyes, Allie, Kristen, and Tia. And all the patrons want you to know you're loved, your listens to, and you're a valuable member of this awesome horror virgin community. And if you want to hang out with us, do so in the Facebook group, where we'll be hanging out talking about why you wouldn't want to bite a bearded neck daily. While I was flying here, there was a lady in the seat next to me and she kept like falling

0:26.8

asleep and like sort of leaning over onto me and then waking up before she would hit me.

0:31.3

And eventually she did hit my shoulder and then she stayed there for like 10 minutes.

0:36.1

Oh no. Yeah. When she woke up, she was really

0:38.2

embarrassed. Right. It was probably all the drool on my shoulder. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, I felt so bad for her.

0:47.0

And now I feel worse. Oh, my God. Oh, no. The mic break. My recorder fell and it died. I can't hear you at all. Hang on. That is the last time I ever try and cross my legs and record. I tried to cross my legs and it pulled the recorder off the desk. It was terrible. Hey, do you remember that one time that Mikey ate all those crickets? Yeah. Do you think it gave him powers? No.

1:13.5

I know what it gave him and it wasn't powerful.

1:17.1

It was powerful, but it wasn't like for anyone's benefit.

1:21.7

No, if I remember correctly, it was diarrhea with antennas in it.

1:26.0

You can hear the chirping from the bathroom.

1:31.2

Thank you for tuning into Horror Virgin.

1:32.2

I'm Paige.

1:36.7

And I'm your horror virgin, Todd, which means I don't like scary movies, but you guys make me watch them.

1:40.4

And this week, Paige made us watch Renfield.

2:01.6

Now, Paige, I think I know the first time you saw this movie, because I saw this movie the same time you saw this movie for the first time. And that was Panic Fest. I think 2023, right? It was. And did we miss the first 10 minutes of it? That concession line was a little long. And I do think we missed the first 10 minutes of it. Yeah. Hey, we were under the influence. Because when I was watching the first 10 minutes of this movie, I was like, well, this is useful context that I don't remember

2:05.5

from last time. I don't remember what I remember from last time. If you remember from what page said,

2:10.5

but is this the one where you open your pizza box and it hit the person in front of you's head?

2:15.5

So I don't remember if it was this one or Evil Dead Rise. It was one of them. It was one of them. I think we saw them back to back. Maybe I'm wrong. Or Sisu, it might have been Sisu. As I'm remembering back, it was Sisu because that movie slapped. Yes. So did this, though. This is the second time I saw it. And page, when I went to go see if we could stream it anywhere, I couldn't and I just bought it because I was like, are you kidding me? It's a movie where it's pretty much just Jean Ralphio unless like he didn't have Tom Haverford as a friend and he just got really into instead of, you know, his dad's side of the business.

2:51.3

He like went hardcore into what the mom was doing in the John Ralphioverse.

2:55.5

Right.

2:55.8

And just like lost his mind and became a fail son drug kingpin air, I guess.

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