Regular, regular, regular, regular features, a regular regular, regular features, a regular, regular features, a regular, regular features, a regular features. Hello, and welcome to regular features, the podcast that is exactly the same every single week without fail. My name's Matt Lees, and as ever, I am joined by Gavin Murphy. Hiya. Stephen Hoggoty. Hello. Hogotie, hoagotie, hoagotie, hoggoty, hoagotie. Come on. Hiya. Steven. Hoggety. Hello. Hogotty.

Hogotty, hoggoty, hoggoty.

Come on. Come on. It's been 394 episode. I get trapped. It's, hang on I got this. It's, it's, it's Hogarty. Not only that, but it's also been like, what? It's pronounced Chavon. Nief Chavorton.

You know my name.

Say it, motherfucker.

The problem is I got it. pronounced Chavonne. Fliff.

Shavon.

You know my name.

Say it, motherfucker. The problem is I got hang up on the fact that it used to, it rhymed with yogurt, but I can't remember if that was right or wrong, but it's so embedded in my mind as yoghety-hogety, even though I think that's... But people also say yogurt. This is why I'm here. You know, I know that yoga is wrong, but I don't know if yoga is wrong or if yoga is wrong.

Anyways, it's confusing times. We don't know what's

going on the ones. Exactly, Steve. Don't know when we're allowed to go to the pub. You don't

know your friend's name, even though you've known him for 12 years. Yeah. And if you think you're

getting a take two on this intro, Matt, you're totally wrong.

That's fine. You've got to power through. That's fine. That's fine. I'm dead. You know, just bury me.

It's fine. Well, like to redeem yourself, Matt, what are you bringing, what feature are you doing for us tonight? Well, tonight I am going to be doing a little feature in just a moment, which I'm going to be trying to make a penis shape with a waveform. And of course, it's going to be difficult for anyone at home to visualize that,

because after we've compressed the podcast and uploaded it, it probably won't look like a cock.

But I've been practicing this a lot, and I'm pretty sure it's going to blow the minds of the people

recording this podcast right now and possibly no one

else. Steve, what are you going to be doing? I am recounting the time I defrauded the ITV quiz

show catchphrase out of 820 pounds. Oh, those are the good days, weren't they? And Gavin, what have you got for us?

I bet you've got something ridiculous about a big baby called Gavin.

Big baby.

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