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Hello and welcome to the regular features podcast news blast that we present weekly updating you on all the bad, bad news in the world.

I'm joined by sports correspondent log.

And I'll be telling you all the goals that happened on the wickets across the pitches of this fine land.

And the weatherman, rainy Stephen.

It's clouds, clouds, clouds and gloomy weather to come.

High pressure on the Western Front.

I'm the anchor dragging you down, down, down.

I'm Joe Scrabbles and I'm going to take you on a journey through isolation.

I've got the sketch is over.

I thought it's quite good.

Yeah.

Well, to say that the knowledge word of it was scripted, it was not mortifying.

And there's plenty more of that.

What have you got to show for us this week, Mr. Angerboy?

I already said, I'm taking you on a journey through isolation.

I actually segueed beautifully into my own feature.

Oh my God, you actually did it.

I thought you were just talking generally because that's what everyone is doing.

Oh, yeah, that was a very, very broad description

of your feature,

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