393 - The Last Voyage of the Demeter
The Horror Virgin
The Horror Virgin
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🗓️ 8 September 2025
⏱️ 119 minutes
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Summary
“He is just shipping himself with snacks.”
This week’s bougiest coffin-cruise horror movie is… The Last Voyage of the Demeter. This film has everything: a vampire who mails himself across Europe with provisions. Blood bag wisdom brought to you by Snapple. And an idea for a Dracula movie so brave it will never happen… again. If you love bougie undead meal prep and blockbuster pitches that should absolutely not be greenlit, this episode’s for you!
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| 0:00.0 | Your first great love story is free when you sign up for a free 30-day trial at audible.com. U.K. slash Wondery. That's audible. dot code.uk slash Wondery. This episode brought you by the following patrons. Heather, Leaf Girl, Min, Jason, Madeline, Elisa, Laura, Jeremy with the laser eyes, Ali, Kristen, and Tia. And all the patrons want you to know you're loved, your listens to, and you're a valuable member of this awesome horror virgin community. And if you want to hang out with us, do so in the Facebook group where we'll be hanging out talking about why you wouldn't want to bite a bearded neck daily. We're going to have to talk about this, whether we want to or not, Paige. Although I don't know how you felt about it.'re not, page. Although, I don't know how you felt about it. |
| 0:38.9 | I like that you're like, I don't know how you felt about it. |
| 0:41.4 | You sent me a text at 6 a.m. |
| 0:43.3 | that says, you'll never get this time back. |
| 0:46.2 | But I don't know how you felt. |
| 0:51.3 | Honestly, they should thank Dracville for getting rid of their rat prop. |
| 0:59.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:00.4 | Why hasn't anyone said thank you? |
| 1:02.1 | Yeah. |
| 1:02.5 | You're welcome. |
| 1:05.0 | Thank you for tuning you to Horror Virgin on Paige. |
| 1:07.2 | And I'm your horror virgin Todd, which means I don't like scary movies and you guys make me watch them. |
| 1:11.6 | And this week you guys really did make me watch them because we watched the last voyage of the Demeter. |
| 1:19.8 | Not the deuter like I said last week. |
| 1:21.7 | That's no Cerratu's boat. |
| 1:23.0 | Anyway, Paige, I'm assuming this is the first time you saw it because we watched it. |
| 1:27.5 | Right. Yes. Let me ask you it because we watched it. Right. |
| 1:28.1 | Yes. |
| 1:28.7 | Let me ask you something because I was thinking about this as I was watching this last night. |
| 1:33.7 | I don't know how hard the Mormons fuck with C.S. Lewis. |
| 1:37.7 | But growing up a non-denominational Protestant, my mom read us all of the Chronicles of Narnia as children. And because I'm |
| 1:47.6 | an old, when I was younger, we didn't have the movies. They did not exist yet. They didn't come out |
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