394 - Donald Trump & Cracker Barrel

The Tim Dillon Show

News, News Commentary, Comedy

4.8 • 12.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2024

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Tim examines President Trump’s conviction, a Jaws screening gone awry, the failed Congolese coup, fun dads, Cracker Barrel’s reimagining and restaurants as museums.

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim Dillon show recording minutes
0:06.8	maybe hours after Trump convicted on all 34 counts of falsifying business records in the Hush Money trial with Stormy Daniels, the porn star that Trump was plowing and he paid off this woman with some dirty money and this has been the trial that he's been going
0:40.2	through I full disclosure live a few blocks away. I have a home a few blocks away from the I don't live there I don't live anywhere so I'm going to say that immediately because that
0:54.7	people always say anything where do you live?
0:57.0	It's like, why do you, what is that?
1:00.7	What is that? What is that?
1:02.3	It's like a crazy question. People go, where do you live?
1:05.0	I'm like, I don't know man, I'm figuring it out. Like I'm figuring it out.
1:12.0	Like I'm figuring it out. I'm figuring it out.
1:14.0	But Trump, I have a condo that I occasionally go to,
1:19.0	a few blocks away from the courthouse,
1:22.0	where they delivered this conviction,
1:25.7	which was not a huge surprise because it is New York, and Trump was probably guilty.
1:33.6	I don't think anyone imagines that he wasn't guilty.
1:37.2	I think here's why people are upset about this
1:40.1	and here's why I think ultimately this helps Trump.
1:45.2	This is my analysis.
1:47.7	Most people know Trump's kind of a criminal.
1:51.7	He's been open about it. That's kind of why people like him.
1:55.0	He goes, I game the system. I'm rich. I get away with shit. I do what I want. I pay people off. He said that. He came out and said it. It's like I pay people off.
2:07.0	I play the game. That was very refreshing. Dave Chappelle did that monologue on SNL
2:14.0	talking about how groundbreaking it was
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