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The Tim Dillon Show

393 - Kevin Spacey's Soup & AI Saints

The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

News, News Commentary, Comedy

4.812.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2024

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Tim talks about Logan Paul’s Prime lawsuit, the multimillionaire middle class, Kevin Spacey’s return to the spotlight, Taiwan, the latest saint and being a Boeing baby.

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0:00.0

These are my vocal warm-ups I do. I go neton-yahoo.

0:03.8

Net-yahoo. It's vocal.

0:07.2

Net-yahoo. It's a vocal warm-up and it just puts me in a good place mentally and if we see him we're arresting him

0:19.3

Citizens arrest if I see, if I see Benjamin Netanyahu in Salt and Straw or one of the places that I might be, and I see him, I gonna go you're done and he gets arrested

0:38.3

Because they have warrants for him now. I'm not gonna go into it but they're trying to arrest him they're trying to arrest him and can I arrest what if we split the difference and I just arrest Barry Weiss?

0:53.6

Can I go arrest Barry Weiss and her wife, citizens arrest,

0:57.6

and put bagels on their hands instead of handcuffs?

1:02.0

Little bagels on their hands.

1:03.8

Come on, it's fun!

1:05.0

It's fun!

1:06.2

That wouldn't cheer up the people of Palestine?

1:08.3

Yeah, would.

1:09.7

Yeah, would.

1:11.1

Oh, there's that guy from the States arresting Barry Weiss, little bagel handcuffs.

1:16.5

To the jail now.

1:19.8

To the jail, why are they harassing Logan Paul with his drink? Why are they

1:26.0

angering people? Why are they going at these celebrities and their products?

1:31.4

Celebrities work very hard, listen up people out there.

1:37.8

Celebrities work very hard on their products.

1:40.8

They work very, very hard. It's incredibly difficult to get into consumer goods and you are attacking a man's product.

1:51.0

This is worse than attacking someone's family because a family can

1:56.8

defend itself to some degree. A product cannot. You're attacking a product.

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