Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim Dillon show I had a great night at Gotham

comedy club on I did the comedy juice show was great Jerry Seinfeld was on stage

when I walked in it was wild I was very excited I was a little nervous I he has no

idea who I am probably and wouldn't care but and shouldn't.

But I was nervous that, you know,

because he made that film that I discussed. And I didn't know if he was going to get off stage and like beat me up

Because he is he's a kind of an elegant guy. You don't you don't think he would come to fisticuffs.

The guy like Jerry Seinfeld, he's a billionaire or something close to that.

But what if he just smacked me across the face.

I wouldn't hit back because I respect success.

I do.

That's the thing, I really do.

I actually do.

And if he smacked me in the face and like spit on me I would just

stand there and be like I didn't mean it truly that's exactly what it would have said

if Jerry Seinfeld got off stage and at Gotham Comedy Club

and he smacked me across the face and spit on me,

I would have said, I did not mean it.

That's what I would have said, because it's Jerry and I respect that you know what I mean like and I

mean I would be lying if I said I would do anything else I would say I didn't

mean it I was hoping this is what I was hoping happened I was there with my friend who's an

insignificant comedian I won't say his name we were there and we were it's true

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