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Keith and The Girl

3926: Real Americans w/ Carrie Gravenson

Keith and The Girl

Keith Malley

Chemda, Funny, Girl, Selfhelp, Health & Fitness, Mental Health, Comedy, Katg, Mentalhealth, Keith

4.71.8K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2025

⏱️ ? minutes

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Summary

Butt buddy Carrie Gravenson returns to KATG to discuss surprise friendship enders, MAGA turning on President Trump, the Coldplay Kiss Cam, and the response to Sydney Sweeney·s great racial jeans. Only in America.

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0:00.0

Welcome to Keith and the Girl. I'm Keith and the Girl. I'm Keith Malley. And I'm Carrie Gravenson.

0:08.2

Carrie Gravenson. How you doing? I am well, sir. How are you? Well, I just played New York Times

0:15.1

Wordle and connections. And between Zomniak winning Keith and the Grove poker the other day and this bullshit,

0:23.0

I'm in a mood.

0:24.1

And I have to talk about, you know, Craig versus Keith feedback I got.

0:27.9

And these things together, if you don't like a roundup Keith, today might not be the day for you.

0:33.6

I understand why Trump hates the bullshit New York Times now.

0:37.3

And not to spoil what the word is

0:39.9

today. But I will say this. It's a noun. And never in your life have you used this fucking word ever.

0:46.7

Hey, I dropped a this word. Can you hand me one? Yes. No. That's not a, that's not a thing.

0:53.9

But also, you didn't send me your score.

0:57.4

I'm on number seven somehow. It's embarrassing to send to you. That's not even in the programming.

1:03.7

You have to send, when you get the X out of six, you still have to send those. You only send me the two out

1:08.8

of sixes. Yeah, those are the go-ins to send. And then you brag about, you know, and you could just cheat and go online and get them. So I assume, and you're like, oh, if it was one, it would be too obvious. So I'll just send carry all the twos. And then I'm like, man, you're so smart. That's what I say. Did you ever get wordle in one?

1:28.8

I have. I have gotten wordle in one one time without cheating. I did too. And, you know, somebody goes, well, two is more impressive. One's luck. I'm like, that still feels pretty fucking good. It's, yeah. And it sounds like you never did person I'm talking to. Right, right. It goes, but I usually, I'm very good at connections, you know, because I'm an organizer. So my brain just makes categories instantly. And then once you do a couple, you know they're a little stupid tricks. Yes, I'm better at the tricks. I'm good at understanding, like, take the first part of a word or the last part of words,

2:01.2

try to find that one.

2:02.1

What I don't like is, is it anagram and homophones?

2:09.5

And it's like, if these aren't words, then what's the fucking point?

2:14.5

A homophone is a word.

2:16.7

Yeah, a person that hates telephone calls, but I don't know what

2:21.0

this has to do with these fucking words. Not homophobe. Oh, not phonophobe. These words, if they

2:28.7

were spelled right, would mean something else. Fuck off. Yes, that's a thing. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is a thing. And that's,

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