Na, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, A, B, C, D, E.

Hey, all you are, welcome.

Let me say, everybody, but your dog, you can, oh, hey, welcome to Keith and the girl.

I'm Keith Malley.

I've been putting off doing the show very recently because I know what I have to talk about

or it'd be stupid, but I don't want to, but I do have to.

And that's the definitive end of our friendship between me and Craig Klein, and this is no hyperbole or exaggeration.

And I feel like I have to explain what he's posting on forums, Reddit, texting people on the side.

The whole thing's fucking weird, and we have to get to it, okay?

Let me tell you something very important as well, okay?

I'm going to whisper this, but people are eavesdropping, they're eavesdropping.

I won poker again.

Boom!

Boom!

Boom!

Keithinlegrel.com slash chat until Craig ruins it.

Every Wednesday, 8 p.m. Eastern time, we chat, we yap, we cry, we laugh, we play poker

if you want. And like I said before, it's very exciting. Someone's like, ah, the government

just fired me because it Trump's policies. And then I yell, Full House! I'm sorry, you were crying. But it's a lot of fun. And yes, I won again. Don't get it confused. But how often these games? Last week you said you won't, yes, I did. How many times did you win in two weeks? Two, I guess. Well, that's a weird question because the answer would be two,

right? But it's three because we have a side game that goes on also, and I won that

simultaneously the other week. As I won the main game, this is back to back to back. Holy shit.

Fuck you, Craig.

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